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toomanyfandomsforoneurl:

songofages:

dulcedoom:

iamthewalrus-creep:

nerdypartyman:

Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything.

WHAT IS THIS

One does not simply find the original gif 

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i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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You have permission to flirt with me anonymously. Starting now.

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b0n—iver:

This is perfect.

these are so good. oh my god it hurts

I love them

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